This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
As you can imagine, his medical bills are extremely high. Luckily he can stay alive by selling chocolate bars.
Come on guys. Every reblog is one more chocolate bar sold.
adore this loser so much.
today with the fave! Gonna miss his face!
love my fave.
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license